the dumpstr baby
i made a website. its very good.
the tax monster meter
measures how scary the tax monster is.
when is it smart to buy? the baby reads the chain. the baby does not predict or advise.
the token isn't born yet.
born thursday, 2pm utc. tax starts at 99% (big number) and gets smaller. the meter will show real cost live, so u know wat ur buying. only trust the address on dumpstr.party. the baby will not dm u.
real cost = price ÷ (1 − tax) — what a buy actually costs u per actual token. real market cap = that × supply. the line = that real cost over time: green dot = cheapest it's been, black dot = now, lower = cheaper. * = measured from actual buys, not the token's config.
the baby's dumpster
i was found in this dumpster. now its mine.
stake ur bags here and ur part of the fam. we fill it together. the fuller it gets, the bigger everyones bags get.
i give out prizes at every big number on the way up, and keep giving once it's full. coz sharings caring.
come sit in the dumpster. it's warm.
ps: unstaking takes 24 hours. the dumpster is sticky. so is everything in it.
baby's toy box
where the prizes come from.
i hand them out for milestones while the dumpster fills, then keep going after it's full.
the more u stake, the more chance u get, but anyone can win. even the smol ones. no promises on what or when. every drop lands on-chain, so check for urself.